Two Questions, One Answer..

Who is going to coach the pistons? How will they do with no Sheed or Chauncey (fantastic names future parents)? How will Ben Gordon and Villanueva fit in? Ok, those are too many questions for the title... I just want to know who the coach of this potential mess will be. Well, here is a quote from my candidate...

"I use it because you're naïve if you don't see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket... and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN. And I'm doing that - keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities - smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it's time to pass the ball - for victory."

That's right. The second question of the week and the answer to both. Why did Sarah Palin resign? To coach the pistons. Her Baracuda knowledge of basketball is clearly unapproachable by the muppet voiced Avery Johnson. No word yet on what she would do if Rip Hamilton quit 40 games into the season.